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Layers of a Cheap Windows Laptop

How my cheap Windows laptop performs:

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|                      Windows                       |
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|                   VM hypervisor                    |
|               written in Javascript                |
|                   emulating x86                    |
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|               Javascript interpreter               |
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|           VM hypervisor emulating SPARC            |
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|              Computer with ARM ISA                 |
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|          Simulated universe (our physics)          |  
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|           Real universe (exotic physics)           |
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A few years ago, I bought a $400 Windows laptop from the Microsoft store. I intended to use it only for visiting sketchy sites, but it's not usable for anything as far as I can tell.